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Thoughts and observations from Maine.

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Overheard on the Lisbon Street Bus

Overheard on the Lisbon Street bus:

"Yeah, yeah! I know him! Last summer he offered me twenty bucks to, like, chain him out in my yard like a dog, and walk him around on a leash. He said he'd pee outside and everything, he didn't care."

Overheard at CMCC

Dude to other dude: "Maybe if I drink enough booze, I can trick my body into thinking I'm not sick."